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		<title>Guest Post [shegeeks] : Facebook Ain&#8217;t Got Nothing On ncl&#252;dr</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:42:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[nclüdr is "the most awesomest ultimate social network ever" that launched today after months of "development, seeding, hoeing, back-end testing, and the implementation of its revolutionary synchronization algorithms that deliver a more seamless social networking experience," according to a release issued earlier this morning. Actually, it's nothing more than an amusing prank site and parody [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.jeffisageek.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/ncludr.png" alt="ncludr" align="left" height="51" width="100" /> <a href="http://www.ncludr.com/index.shtml" title="nclüdr">nclüdr</a> is "the most awesomest ultimate social network ever" that launched today after months of "development, seeding, hoeing, back-end testing, and the implementation of its revolutionary synchronization algorithms that deliver a more seamless social networking experience," according to a release issued earlier this morning.</p>
<p>Actually, it's nothing more than an amusing prank site and parody of social networks.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>upload photos</strong> or <strong>publish notes</strong> • get the <strong>latest news</strong> from your friends • post videos on your profile • tag your friends • use <strong>privacy settings</strong> to control who sees your info • <strong>NOT WITH nclüdr</strong>!</p>
<p><strong>BUT</strong> you <strong>CAN</strong> have that warm, comfortable feeling in knowing the <strong>EVERYONE</strong> and <strong>EVERYTHING</strong> around where you live study or work is <strong>YOUR FRIEND</strong>.</p></blockquote>
<h3>Profile</h3>
<p>nclüdr actually does everything for you. To sign up you simply type in your name and answer a series of questions. Submit your answers and nclüdr will work it's magic to create your profile for you with all the necessary information. The site's interface reminds me a lot of Facebook, so I'm guessing the joke's on them. Here's a look at my profile:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.jeffisageek.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/ncludrfile.png"><img src="http://www.jeffisageek.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/ncludrfile-thumb.png" alt="Profile" height="399" width="400" /></a></p>
<p><em>For your information, I do <u><strong>not</strong></u> do one night stands.</em> Your profile can also be regenerated and emailed to friends.</p>
<h3>Friends</h3>
<p>As you can see, I have <strong><em>12.3 billion</em></strong> friends and Julius Caesar is one of them. So is my old flame Ronald MacDonald. Here's a screenshot of some of my other friends that are pretty important:<br />
<img src="http://www.jeffisageek.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/ncludrfriends.png" alt="ncludrfriends" height="271" width="332" /></p>
<p>Bet you wish you had the U.S. Constitution as your friend! Ha!</p>
<h3>Apps</h3>
<p>Of course, no social network is complete without some sort of application platform. What does nclüdr have? Ball Krusher (which beats SuperPoke on Facebook by a mile)!</p>
<p><img src="http://www.jeffisageek.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/ncludrapps.png" alt="ncludrapps" height="475" width="400" /></p>
<p>Overall, nclüdr is a cute prank and one that I'm sure we'll all have a good laugh about. I recommend checking out the <a href="http://www.ncludr.com/faqs.shtml" title="ncludr FAQ">FAQ</a>, <a href="http://www.ncludr.com/privacy.shtml" title="ncludr privacy">Privacy</a>, and <a href="http://www.ncludr.com/terms.shtml" title="ncludr terms">Terms</a> section for more laughs! Better yet, just click on every link at that site for more laughs.</p>
<p><strong>[thanks to <a href="http://corvida.ilumine.net">shegeeks</a> for the guest post]</strong></p>
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